Lollapalooza 2012: Tickets on Sale

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Perry Ferrell’s bank account is now accepting transfusions from your bank account in the amount of $230…or $237 if you want a collectible 3-D lanyard thingy that will never have any collectible value. The lineup has yet to be announced, but is scheduled for August 3rd – 5th, 2012 in Chicago’s Grant Park. No word on how much younger Perry will look after his next round of plastic surgery.


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Behrnsie has a love for music that dare not speak its name. He attends many shows and can often be found counting out the beats for no discernible reason. He played alto saxophone in his middle school jazz band, where he was best known for infuriating his instructor when it was revealed that he played everything by ear, and could not in fact read music. He takes great pride that this is the same talent/affliction that got Tori Amos kicked out of the Peabody Academy. He does not live in his parents’ basement….except during the holidays.