Jimmy Dean.
Sausage King and Country Music legend as writer and singer of “Big, Bad John” has passed on to the next life. His contributions to life here on earth are incalculable.
“Then came the day at the bottom of the mine,
when a timber cracked and men started crying.
Minors were praying, and hearts beat fast
and everybody thought they had breathed their last cept’ John.”“Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell,
walked a giant of a man that the minors knew well.
Grabbed a sagging timber and gave out with a groan,
and like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone, Big John”
Jimmy Dean sausage may be one of the only known hangover cures when combined with runny eggs, white toast and some american fries. And if this video can’t cure what ails ya, you might as well just call it quits.
-Elvis McCoy
